Karl next to giant bottle of mead with a bee buzzing around.

Paint the Town Red

Welcome to another adventure from the Thousand Acre Woods. A place on the edge of Trollheim deep within the mysterious NJ Pine Belt! Tales Chronicled by Christopher Jonathan Hulton...That's me! What do you get when you let loose two Trolls in town to tie one on...

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Two men sitting at the bar. One is wearing a Viking helmet with horns. The man with the Viking helmet takes off his helmet and the horns prove to be under his helmet. He is a Troll.The Troll leaves the bar and grows to his full size and starles a drunk. The other man is also a Troll and is lacing up a hay wagon onto his feet. The two Trolls are wearing wagons as roller skates and zooming through downtown Toms River NJ. In the next frame the two Trolls shrink down to the size of a mouse. While they are ready to enter the house through a mouse hole, a mouse watches under a tulip. Bjorn the Nattrol is raiding the fridge and the mouse is waiting on the table for a piece of cheese that he is holding Bjorn the Nattrol is raiding the fridge and the mouse is waiting on the table for a piece of cheese that he is holding. Bjorn the Nattrol and Karl have changed into two flies and carry a block of cheese on a string up the chimney. In the next frame they fly out the top of the chimney toward the moon. Bjorn and Karl are stacking houses on top of others leaving cellar holes and plumbing behind. Karl placed a hay wagon on top of a hotel with the hay in it. Bjorn takes a sloop and pushes it into the Toms River as it was a toy boat as some one watches in astonishment. Bjorn the Nattrol is raiding the fridge and the mouse is waiting on the table for a piece of cheese that he is holding second half of image above. Karl walks above a lamp post and notices a drunk falling down that does not notice him. Satisfied the two Trolls head home back to the Thousand Acre Woods deep within Trollheim.

 

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We are releasing our second collection of Trollheim stories in print, named Trolling About. It will be available on this website at www.salemhousepress.com and Barnes & Noble. Pick up your copy today, pretty please with sugar on top...

 

Trolling About Cover with Gripping Beast deign with a Troll, a boar, and bear.

 

Make sure you pick up the first collection of tales too...

 

Cover of Trollheim: Book One with Karl stealing a chicken, Helgi leaning over roost, Bosco milling about in the distance, Gramps towering over the trees and the Nattrolls house with Hulton sitting in front with Bjorn walking by in Trollheim within th Nj Pine Barrens.

 

If you like the tales from Trollheim you will love Trolls: A Compendium!

by Christopher Jon Luke Dowgin and
Christopher Jonathan Hulton

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Fiction/ Illustrated Fantasy/ Mythology / Scandinavian Myth/ Norse Sagas / Scandinavian Folk Lore / Coffee Table Book

Paperback: $45 | Hardcover: $65 | PDF eBook $5
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Following the Harry N. Abrams, Inc. tradition of the series that created Brian Froud's and Alan Lee's Faeries and Gnomes by Wil Huygen and Rien Poortvliet, we present you with what would have been the next book in the series: Trolls: A Compendium. Trolls—do you think you know what they are? Could you be wrong?

Trolls within Scandinavian lore, myth, saga, fantasy, and folktales are actually anything magical within our northern neighbor's culture. Richly illustrated in this volume are the tales of faeries, dwarves, nissen, huldras, gods, Jotuns, draugar, ghosts, and more. Also, this book introduces our readers to the world of Trollheim, populated by Nattrolls that escaped the 17th-century Swedish colony within the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Narrated by Christopher Jonathan Hulton, who lives in the Thousand Acre Woods just after the Civil War, their tales are filled with Native American lore and tales of their neighbor, the Jersey Devil.

Preview: Google Books

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Images from Trolls animation.

Paperback: $45.00

Hardcover: $65.00

PDF (non-flowable, best on tablet, desktop, or laptop) eBook: Download a copy onto your device today! Only $5.00